My great-grandma used to tell how they’d get pigs fat, back in the village she was born in. They’d feed them lots of hay and grass and peels and such, to stretch up their stomachs. Then, they’d switch them to high-cal food like potatoes and spoiled milk remains and such. They’d continue to eat as much as they used to when they were eating grass and peels, but now they’re getting much more calories from their food – without starting to eat less! So they’d be fat in no time.

It’s totally the opposite of the effect we ladies want…