- The daughter. A younger woman tries to get close to an older man in order to learn from him, get in good with his clients, etc — not wanting to introduce any sexual overtones to the relationship, she does her best to invoke the father/daughter relationship. She asks his advice on her work product as well as for advice on handling others. This type could be the former athlete who’s looking for a new coach, or a daddy’s little girl comfortable with that relationship — or both. The problem is growth capacity — unless you leave the environment you’ll always be the “daughter.”
- The mistress. What can we say, some women don’t mind introducing sexual overtones into the relationship if it’ll get them what they want. We’ve never particularly respected that woman, but hey, whatever works for you.
- Little sister. This woman doesn’t seek so much to get in good with the bosses, but rather the rising stars around her, usually the men. She’ll talk about sports to the exclusion of all other conversation — particularly when another woman is introduced to the group — swear frequently, and use inappropriate metaphors the way she thinks a man would do. She’s also the kind who calls everyone by their last name, as if you’re all on a baseball team together. She may be so busy palling around with the guys that she doesn’t get enough face time with the boss — who may think that her only motivation from all the buddy-buddy stuff is to get a date.
- The bitch. This one was usually very, very popular in high school. Men, take note: She is fine, and you will NEVER get with her, unless you happen to be the president of the company, but even then not likely. She’s smart, too, and usually very well-educated, but she’s not like those other junior staffers striving to please — she’s going to do her work (well, usually), remain at a distance, and rest on her laurels and her work. She’s not personable — at all — unless a client is around, and junior people tend to wonder whether she’s sleeping with the boss.
- The jester. This chick is funny, and will do anything to make other people laugh. She usually isn’t mean, though, which means that her jokes tend to be at her own expense. She’s very well-liked, but tends to lose credibility quickly if she isn’t getting enough face time with her boss for him to understand her humor.
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